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George Dubya Bush

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Date of Reference:

19 JAN 2009

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Questions and Answers

Q1. What is your title and how long did you work or have you worked with the candidate?
A. Ex-Prime Minister of Australia. I have worked closely with George since he was elected President of the United States of America in 2001.
Q2. What position did the candidate hold?
A. Leader of the free world from 2001 - 2009.
Q3. What were the key duties and responsibilities of this position?
A. Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, bringing Osama Bin Laden to justice, capturing Saddam Hussein, public speaking, fighting the war on terror and promoting free speech and democracy to the world.
Q4. How effective was the individual in completing the above tasks?
A. Somewhat successful. He would certainly have found Weapons of Mass Destruction if there had been any. He would have also caught Osama if the guy didn't keep running away. He did get Saddam however... and his public speaking has become the talk of the town.
Q5. In your opinion, what were the individual's strengths and weaknesses?
A. Strengths are his way with words, particularly when put on the spot and during press conferences. He's a strategic-thinker, dodging shoes and tough questions with consummate ease. His weakness... his inability to maintain any semblance of popularity throughout the world.
Q6. How well did the candidate interact with the management and fellow colleagues?
A. Very well. I always enjoyed dining at the White House, sharing a hot dog at a baseball game, or simply lazing around on summer afternoons discussing world affairs. He is a generous human being who has a unique ability to make everyone laugh with a single word or action.
Q7. Is the individual a team player?
A. Absolutely! Who else but George Bush could have taken the contestant list from the 2001 Eurovision song contest, stripped out 'Old Europe', popped in such military superpowers as Tonga, then brought it all together under the inspired title: 'The Coalition of the Willling'?
Q8. How would you describe his/her communication skills both oral and written?
A. He has the ability to mesmerise a crowd, bringing joy and laughter to his audience, even during the most dire circumstances. Sections of his speeches have already slipped into folklore.
Q9. How would you describe the candidates professionalism?
A. Excellent. He never starts a job that he cannot finish... even if it requires the guts to unilaterally declare so.
Q10. How would you assess the individual's technical skills?
A. He has a unique ability to read books upside down, mispronounce words and simplify even the most complex world issues... and his golf swing is the envy of all.
Q11. How would you describe the candidates leadership, managerial or supervisory skills?
A. As a leader, George Bush stands alone...
Q12. How did the candidate handle a crisis, pressure or stress?
A. He has a renowned ability to remain calm. He coped successfully with 9/11, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the war on terror, the Hurricane Katrina disaster, and more recently the world's worst financial crisis since the 1930s, simply by popping out for a round of golf or a spot of fishing.
Q13. Can you please describe the candidate's overall performance?
A. Well, despite what the ratings, (and results) say, I believe he has done a marvelous job.
Q14. Would you re-hire this individual in a similar position? Why or why not?
A. Despite leaving the White House with America fighting two wars and their economy in shambles, as well as having the lowest approval rating of any outgoing US President, I am happy to say as an ally and friend, that I would re-hire George Bush as President if it was up to me.
Q15. Do you have any additional comments that you would like to make?
A. I am grateful for the courtesy, friendship and warm lap that George has extended to me and wish him the best of luck in his new future in Texas.